Russia and his ex wife – Spynews Media

*For those confused about the ongoing war between Russia and Ukraine, and by extension NATO.*

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— Russia represents a polygamous husband with many wives like Ukraine, Moldova, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Belorussia, and the other Ex-Soviet Republics.

— In 1991, Ukraine being the most beautiful wife, demanded a divorce from her draconian husband.

— Russia grudgingly allowed her, but due to his toxicity and ego, he would rather see her remain single, subservient, and dependent.

— As a dynamic lady, Ukraine rapidly developed herself into one of the most beautiful women after the divorce.

— To the chagrin of Russia, Ukraine, his ex-wife, becomes a center of attraction wanted by other men, including his foe, NATO.

—Ukraine’s pulchritude and natural endowment earn her recognition from NATO—a counterpart to Russia.

—The relationship between NATO and Ukraine started growing at an alarming pace, unsettling the nerves of the ex-husband, Russia.

— As expected of a toxic narcissist, Russia went berserk. He insisted that a relationship between Ukraine and NATO will breed conspiratorial connivance, which poses a more significant threat to the masculinity and ego of Russia.

— NATO, a polygamist like Russia, is a liberal. His wives include the U.K., U.S., Greece, Germany, Spain, and many more.

— To NATO, the addition of Ukraine to his fleet of wives makes him more powerful and gives him an upper hand ahead of Russia.

— To Russia, NATO, and Ukraine’s marriage poses a grandiose threat to his territory. Therefore, he is committed to ensuring the relationship never happens.

— In his quest to truncate this relationship, Russia wants to reconstitute his past relationship; he is a nationalist, a fascist in the mode of Adolf Hitler.

— As a result of this, he abruptly barged into his unsuspecting ex-wife’s house a few days ago.

— The unwanted guest is currently holding her hostage, surrounding her house with hundreds of _dongaris_.

— NATO, at the moment, is scrambling for how best to rescue his new wife from her abusive ex.

— Russia had warned that anyone who interferes as he gobbles Ukraine would suffer consequences that they did not dream possible; that is, he has nuclear weapons to eviscerate even those who know nothing about his strained relationship with his ex.

—Right now, Ukraine is stuck between an abusive ex-husband and a new lover who has promised her the most exquisite things in the world.

— The world is perturbed as they watch this dispute in awe and fear.

— The rescue mission, if haphazardly planned, may likely boomerang into an all-out war between the two suitors and their friends.

— NATO, a businessman (Capitalist) and the controller of the G7, has threatened to impose severe sanctions against Russia if he fails to withdraw his _Dongaris_ from Ukraine’s premises.

— The G7 are the big guys around. They include the U.S., U.K., Canada, EU, Italy, Japan, France, and Germany. An affiliation with these guys is lucrative, capable of catapulting any country to booming affluence.

— The essence of these sanctions is that these big guys will ghost Russia and cut every tie with him in an attempt to humble him “economically.”

*How is Africa connected to this conflict?*

— Africa should be worried about one thing, her economy.

— Economically, Africa and the rest of the world will be significantly affected should a war break out in Europe.

— The world is yet to recover fully from the aftermath of COVID-19.

— Asides from that, I see no reason why any African country/leader should take sides, at least, for now.

— Russia is the only European country that stood with Africa during the colonial period. Russia fought with Angola against the South African apartheid regime and defended Lumumba.

— Africa had better be spectators rather than a participant in this conflict.

— It is not on record that Russia had once colonized or invaded the African continent like Ukraine’s new husband once did.

— There is an ongoing liberation in Mali. Russia is currently liberating Mali from French Imperialism.

— The embittered ex and the new husband are inconsolable at the moment.

— Although Olori Ebi (the United Nations) has attempted to mediate, Russia is deviant to his appeasement because the U.S. is the one feeding Olori Ebi the most. Understandably, he may not favor Russia.

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